mom….
dad….
i’m in love with a bunch of countries
the bible said adam and eve not adam and ne ne papa
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck

boston tea party
Did you just throw good tea in the sink?!?!!
i will do whatever it takes to free america
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack and
I was not disapointed
RULES:
✿ i don’t know how to do this so i guess likes and reblogs both count? i don’t care, let your heart decide ok.
✿ i mean it’s a follower appreciation giveaway as the name suggests but since these are
lameboner inducing prizes i guess you DON’T have to be following me but if you ARE i’ll throw in like 2 whole extra little surprises for you that i promise will actually be good i swear maybe i’ll wrap everything too so you can feel super happy and maybe i’LL ADD LIKE 10 THINGS BECAUSE I JUST LIKE GIVING PEOPLE THINGS idk we’ll see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✿ but then also if you plan to just unfollow me afterwards that’s rough buddy. so like ONLY FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO OK NO PRESSURE LIKE SERIOUSLY DON’T FORCE YOURSELF OK I KNOW I’m LAME
✿ if you want me to draw your oc you’re gonna have to give me some kind of reference or like a really nice description or else i’m gonna mess it up probably
✿ idk how expensive shipping will be but if you’re like super far away from the US and it’s super expensive well idk man…idk. i might just have to send you a CD with pictures of the stuff instead cause i’m not gonna pay 30 bucks to send u dumb things unless you’re my soulmate
✿ u gonna have to be cool with givin’ me ur address k punk
✿ also make sure your ask box is open or else i’m picking a new friend winner person lover so sorry
✿ THIS THING ENDS IDK. UH. SHIT. Um. I GUESS JUNE. UH. JUNE 18th??? June 18th.
300 follower giveaway!!! wow cool
you can win:
- a cat zipper sweater (colour + size of your choice)
- a drawing by me (it can be anything!! yeah i know i draw furry shit and stuff like that but i can do humans! ill draw a ship/you or w/e (i wont do any nsfw stuff gomen)
- u dont have to have the drawing if you dont want it omg
RULES!! (read wow)
- reblog as much as you want!! idc man (but be kind to your followers)
- likes dont count but it dosent hurt to like!! (hahh ah)(ha)
- make sure ask box is open omg
- you dont have to be following me, but if you do ill throw in something a little extra for you uwu (maybe)
- if you dont respond within 25 hours sorry man but im picking another winner
- you have to be content w/ giving me your address
- no giveaway/side blogs!
- ends 3rd of July!!
yeah thats it!! good luck uwu
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
n4ut:
N4UT’S FIRST GIVEAWAY!
FIRST PLACE:
- $30 on my Etsy [excludes shipping!]
- $50 in commissions
- Custom horns*
- Custom troll tee
SECOND PLACE:
- $15 on my Etsy [excludes shipping!]
- $25 in commissions
- Custom horns*
- Custom troll tee
*WITHIN REASON. Probably won’t accept Tavros or Condesce horns because wow I don’t want to give you a shitty pair I’m not a horn crafter extraordinaire but I will do fantrolls if they’re not crazy
For every 1000 notes, I’ll add another prize to this [1k = 3rd place, 2k = 4th place, etc].
RULES:
- Reblog this post
- Follow n4ut, bc if you’re inclined to reblog this that probably means you like my art so why the fuck not
- Don’t be a shithead
- Don’t spam your followers’ dashes
- No giveaway sideblogs c’mon that should be obis
- Gotta give me your address if you win so be cool with that
Using a random generator, likes won’t count.
Will ship worldwide.
If you’re chosen I’ll send you an ask - please respond in 48 hours or I’ll choose someone else as the winner.
GIVEAWAY ENDS JUNE 1ST 11:59 PM PST!
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
I PRESENT TO YOU
GAMZEE MARKERA
leaves permanent marks on things
like Karkats heart?
no i think they meant equius’s neck